The women I love so much...

Rihanna, in the middle is my cousin or aunt or, I really don't even know. I just know we are just related. Anyways these modern punk ladies, per se, took me out considering Rihanna is the only other gay relative I have. I was thinking a gay bar...THEY TOOK ME TO A HOUSE PARTY! omg. I'm proud to say I'm 41 years old and I went to a kegger party! 18-30'sh year olds everywhere! All mixed American Apparel looking crowd. I wanted to bust a wall, because I didn't have a camera! I think everyone stylish in Vegas were there. I paid a 5 dollar cover, girls were free and all the alcohol you want! I'm not a drinker so grape juice and water was my cocktail of the evening.
I felt 100 years old. Everytime I walked into the kitchen some young 20 year old would ask me where things were. " Can you tell me where the bathroom is?" " Can you tell me where the cork screw is." " "Any more cups anywhere?"
I DON'T OWN THIS HOUSE!...it was actually pretty funny. I was actually having a great time. I'm very visual and there were so many diffent looks that all were current in magazines today. I spoke of American Apparel, because right when I pushed my tiny steps through a short hall to the kitchen, there were 6 teenagers sitting on a 'party couch'. You know the kind your parents would buy...ugly, velvety, in either maroon or emerald green, with curled arm rests..., were just chillin', squished side to side, legs across friends legs and laps...it was a live print ad for American Apparel. I was mesmerized. It was at that moment I got that horrible feeling of not being prepared at the absolute worst time.

I was so intrigued, and the cover at the door concept with alcohol provided was so foreign to me.
I told the girls NOT to leave my sight. They were awesome. I won that ping pong drinking game and then I felt like the 'shit!'
Met awesome people. Everyone was nice, but I felt like I was in a dream. I don't even go house parties here... well not since the 80's!
Anyway, ultimately I had a wicked time, mostly checking out trends and spending time with one of my most favourite, 'people in my life', Rihanna.
I love you ladies so much and thank you for taking care of your father, and making me feel safe. Rihanna, you're the shit, girl! Miss you already. I love you everyday.

...oh and Rihanna, I know I'm spelling your name wrong. Sorry.